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Beware planet earth music12/9/2023 ![]() ![]() Well, they either show loads of prerecorded clips or they go live – that’s live – to Julia Bradbury in Minnesota where it is at least daytime.īut there’s usually nothing happening there either so she also introduces a batch of prerecorded clips, some of which are ‘FRESH in from yesterday’. It’s also so dark he is reduced to shouting hopefully into the unlit oblivion, ‘There may be a hippo over there.’Īnd how do the programme’s makers break this cycle of unyielding blackness? It’s so dark out there he may as well have called the show Total Blackout. So instead it seems we must make do with watching Total Wipeout’s Richard Hammond standing in the Masai Mara in the middle of the African night dressed like he’s won fifth prize in a Crocodile Dundee fancy dress contest. ![]() Namely, it can take weeks, sometimes months, to capture the footage you need. It would appear the same lack of foresight that prevented BBC executives from seeing beyond The Voice’s spinning-chairs gimmick has also caused them to miss the glaringly obvious flaw in the Planet Earth Live idea. Because I can’t have been the only person who watched this after The Voice’s pre-recorded results show and came to the following conclusion: ‘They’re doing the wrong show live.’ Probably the world’s first live satellite-linked clips show.Īnd definitely the biggest waste of time, money and effort this side of a certain talent show I could mention. This is Planet Earth Live, ladies and gentlemen. (To which you will no doubt reasonably reply, ‘If your baby is that hairy you’re in trouble, love.’) Of course, if you want the full experience you’ll also need to find a hormonally charged new mother who is willing to pop by every half hour to tell you how much baby animals remind her of human babies. Planet Earth Live is definitely the biggest waste of time, money and effort this side of a certain talent show I could mention
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